August 12, 2014

True bravery

True bravery is 2 arrive home fully drunk from a late night-out & seeing wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey still cleaning the […]
August 13, 2014

Kissing neighbor’s wife

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know […]
August 14, 2014

Countless girlfriends

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage? (Husband remains silent) Wife: What is the meaning of your silence? Husband: Wait…let me count.
August 15, 2014

She is not your wife!

Possible reasons when a man opens the car door for wife:- 1) The car is new 2) The wife is new…… > > > > > […]
August 16, 2014

Fastest communication

Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell a Woman……. > > > > > Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to […]
August 17, 2014

Best wine and woman

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa […]
August 18, 2014

Baby’s father

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you will deliver the baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
August 24, 2014

Watching IPL

Husband wife watching an IPL match together……. After 5 minutes; Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. […]
August 25, 2014

Phone booth

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins & haven’t spoken a word !!! Man inside: I’m talking to […]
August 26, 2014

Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man […]
August 27, 2014

Husband finds Aladin’s lamp

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: Wow! What did u ask for darling ?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times. Wife: […]
August 28, 2014

The King and Queen of Chess

Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
August 29, 2014

Sorry sir I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. “Sorry sir, I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r […]
August 30, 2014

Nayi saaliya chahiye

Hey Bhagwan!!! Agar saath janam wahi biwi dene wale ho….. toh at least….. saaliya toh badalte rehna!
September 1, 2014

Asking the burglar

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance […]