Husband

August 12, 2014

True bravery

True bravery is 2 arrive home fully drunk from a late night-out & seeing wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey still cleaning the […]
August 13, 2014

Kissing neighbor’s wife

Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know […]
August 14, 2014

Countless girlfriends

Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage? (Husband remains silent) Wife: What is the meaning of your silence? Husband: Wait…let me count.
August 15, 2014

She is not your wife!

Possible reasons when a man opens the car door for wife:- 1) The car is new 2) The wife is new…… > > > > > […]
August 16, 2014

Fastest communication

Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell a Woman……. > > > > > Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to […]
August 17, 2014

Best wine and woman

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa […]
August 18, 2014

Baby’s father

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you will deliver the baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
August 24, 2014

Watching IPL

Husband wife watching an IPL match together……. After 5 minutes; Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. […]
August 25, 2014

Phone booth

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins & haven’t spoken a word !!! Man inside: I’m talking to […]
August 27, 2014

Husband finds Aladin’s lamp

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: Wow! What did u ask for darling ?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times. Wife: […]
August 28, 2014

The King and Queen of Chess

Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
August 29, 2014

Sorry sir I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. “Sorry sir, I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r […]
August 30, 2014

Nayi saaliya chahiye

Hey Bhagwan!!! Agar saath janam wahi biwi dene wale ho….. toh at least….. saaliya toh badalte rehna!
September 1, 2014

Asking the burglar

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance […]
September 8, 2014

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun, AND Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, AND Husband is month of June, Boy friend is tooty fruity, AND […]