Hindi

September 29, 2014

Wah Kya Marks Hai?

Teacher: Your Son Has Failed. See His Report. English – 20 Maths – 15 Hindi – 18 Physics – 13 Chemistry – 15 Social Studies – […]
August 9, 2014
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क्या सीख मिलती है?

हर कामयाब शख्स के पीछे एक महिला का हाथ होता है।
August 8, 2014

Har cheez chakh rakhi hai !

Kya aapne chakha hai ?
August 7, 2014

Liver & Kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney Husband is liver & wife is kidney If liver fails, kidney fails If kidney fails, liver manages with […]
August 6, 2014

Hotel mein hello

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife ne pucha, kaun thi woh? Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, mein pehle […]
August 5, 2014

Ladaii ho gayee

Husband aur wife me ladaai ho gayi….husband ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karke pucha, khane me kya hai? Wife: Zehar Husband: Main der se […]
August 4, 2014

Bhagwaan ne kya diya ?

Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhen di
August 3, 2014

Kaun kab kya karta hai

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mai bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri manager bani, Woh bolti thi mai sunta tha, Jabse woh meri BIWI […]
August 1, 2014

Kisse kya karo ?

Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh ladao sali se, aur maar khao […]
July 31, 2014

Kash aap SMS hote

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote. mein aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kash tum ringtone hoti, main har hafte tumhe change karta.
July 30, 2014

Jab tum Pite ho

Aaj kya piya ?
July 29, 2014

Tumhari Yaad mein

Wife: Main tumhari yaad me 15 din me hi aadhi ho gayi hu; mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.
July 28, 2014

Neend mein galiyaan !

Wife: kal raat tum mujhe neend main galiya kyu de rahe the? Husband: tumhe ghalat fehmi hui hai Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi ki main […]
July 27, 2014

Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho

Jo biwi se kare pyaar
July 26, 2014

Jannat mein

Wife: Suna hai ke jannat me husband ke saath wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND: sahi suna hai, Wife: aisa kyu? Husband: Arey pagli isiliye toh […]